A lot of people want to know about Jarod Kintz. Most of these people just want to know where they can find him so they can get their money back, but there are a few people who really want to know more about him, other than what they can decipher through his writings. Well, here are a few facts about Jarod for all you curious people out there.
-Jarod often finds himself in a quandary over the meaning of life. Sometimes, like after he saw a pack of porcupines get run over by a truck, he feels the pointlessness of it all, and wonders how God could let such a thing happen to a new set of tires.
-Jarod likes spending his weekends making cardboard houses for homeless people to live in, although he just hates asking to borrow their living rooms when he needs to move some stuff.
-Jarod likes to credit all his success to a statement one of his early college professors, Dr. Franzenboebowitz, who said, "Whether you think you can or think you can't, either way you're still a retard."
-A lot of people want to know how Jarod divides his time. Well, Jarod divides his time evenly between an abacus and one of those clever early 90s calculator watches.
-Jarod once wrote a screenplay that ended with the main character crying in the rain screaming, "Curdled Milk!" Jarod figured that that was the ideal way to end a movie, because that way nobody could ever spoil the ending, since it had already gone bad anyway.
-Jarod is excited that you have read this far, and would be greatly honored if you would follow the following link to Amazon.com to check out some more of his Random Thoughts for only .49 cents.
-Also, Jarod wanted me to let you know that by following the following link, you could also see his t-shirt company, paintthetownrude.com, which sells original and copyrighted t-shirt designs that say things like,"It's not about the chest, it's all about the booty;" "I LIke to Spoon After I fork;" "Luck Off" (this one was picked up by Urban Outfitters in 2005); and "Make Glove To Me;" among others.
-Jarod often finds himself in a quandary over the meaning of life. Sometimes, like after he saw a pack of porcupines get run over by a truck, he feels the pointlessness of it all, and wonders how God could let such a thing happen to a new set of tires.
-Jarod likes spending his weekends making cardboard houses for homeless people to live in, although he just hates asking to borrow their living rooms when he needs to move some stuff.
-Jarod likes to credit all his success to a statement one of his early college professors, Dr. Franzenboebowitz, who said, "Whether you think you can or think you can't, either way you're still a retard."
-A lot of people want to know how Jarod divides his time. Well, Jarod divides his time evenly between an abacus and one of those clever early 90s calculator watches.
-Jarod once wrote a screenplay that ended with the main character crying in the rain screaming, "Curdled Milk!" Jarod figured that that was the ideal way to end a movie, because that way nobody could ever spoil the ending, since it had already gone bad anyway.
-Jarod is excited that you have read this far, and would be greatly honored if you would follow the following link to Amazon.com to check out some more of his Random Thoughts for only .49 cents.
-Also, Jarod wanted me to let you know that by following the following link, you could also see his t-shirt company, paintthetownrude.com, which sells original and copyrighted t-shirt designs that say things like,"It's not about the chest, it's all about the booty;" "I LIke to Spoon After I fork;" "Luck Off" (this one was picked up by Urban Outfitters in 2005); and "Make Glove To Me;" among others.
