Where have you gone Dustin Diamond?... by Pete Blankenhorn
Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you, woo hoo hoo
Why is it that one of the greatest child actors the world has ever known no longer appears on television for the whole world to enjoy?
His masterful skill would be a welcomed edition to shows such as Law and Order, Niptuck, or 24.
Why must we be deprived of his greatness?
His legandary charm and rugged good looks have been known to bring women to their knees, their supple young bodies shaking beyond control. Even nuns and lesbians are not immune to his sex appeal. If only he was afforded the opportunity to show us his prowess as an action star. For it is told he possesses a roundhouse kick that would make even Chuck Norris weep like a little girl with a skinned knee. Let's start a petition asking, no demanding that Dustin Diamond be returned to television immediately. He could play Screech in all television and movie roles. For the prophecy says that if it comes to pass, the world will find peace and mankind shall live as one.Thank you.
Why is it that one of the greatest child actors the world has ever known no longer appears on television for the whole world to enjoy?
His masterful skill would be a welcomed edition to shows such as Law and Order, Niptuck, or 24.
Why must we be deprived of his greatness?
His legandary charm and rugged good looks have been known to bring women to their knees, their supple young bodies shaking beyond control. Even nuns and lesbians are not immune to his sex appeal. If only he was afforded the opportunity to show us his prowess as an action star. For it is told he possesses a roundhouse kick that would make even Chuck Norris weep like a little girl with a skinned knee. Let's start a petition asking, no demanding that Dustin Diamond be returned to television immediately. He could play Screech in all television and movie roles. For the prophecy says that if it comes to pass, the world will find peace and mankind shall live as one.Thank you.