random thoughts

I'd like to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him and leave.
-Jarod Kintz

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.
-Jarod Kintz

I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises. But I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
-Jarod Kintz

I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell" all the time.
-Jarod Kintz

I want to lose weight by eating nothing but Moon Pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables.
-Jarod Kintz