random thoughts

I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the hell out of me was a man named LIL'IL.
-Jarod Kintz

I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.
-Jarod Kintz

I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It'll be a great conversation starter.
-Jarod Kintz

I want to write a story about a man with no eyelids who has a mental breakdown after a beautiful woman winked at him from across the bar, and he didn't know how to react.
-Jarod Kintz

I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.
-Jarod Kintz