random thoughts

I want to get the words "Courage" and "Bravery" tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me.
-Jarod Kintz

I want to get the huge wart that looks like a nose removed from my back, but first I'm going to try to grow a mustache underneath it, to make it less noticeable.
-Jarod Kintz

I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals.
-Jarod Kintz

I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks, rubber bands, and lentil beans.
-Jarod Kintz

I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world's most perfect haiku.
-Jarod Kintz