random thoughts

To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex, with a girl who has no stomach or legs, but does have an overactive sex drive.
-Jarod Kintz

Getting into a shouting match with a guy who owes you money is like being an albino who is holding a sundial--it's a quick way to get burned.
-Jarod Kintz

When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant.
-Jarod Kintz

There are two typos of people in this world--those who can edit and those who can't.
-Jarod Kintz

In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated.
-Jarod Kintz